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Fiza ki majlis me sukun na aayega,
Magsam-e-tohin se kubul muflis na aayega,
Maktul-e-wafa ko mahroom na aayega
Umar beet jayegi,
Par ye msg samajh na aayega

Why Hindu law does not permit second marriage?
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Ans. : Our constitution says,
No man can be punished twice for same offence.

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.

A Man praying in Kumbh Mela;
He Prabhu, nyay karo;
He Prabhu, nyay karo;
Hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadtehai
Kabhi pati-patni par bhi to try karo

ek aisi line,jise ulta padho ya sidha,dono hi bade acche lagte hai

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hai zindagi to dosti hai

Just 3 steps to Enjoy Life :
CTRL + ALT + DEL
1)Control Yourself
2)Look for Alternative Solution
3)Delete the Situation which gives you tension.!

Docter:- bimari nu chokkas karan nathi jadtu. Kadach daru piva thi avu thatu hoy.!
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Bapu:- Vandho nai. Mare utaval nathi.
Tamne "utri" jay pa6i avis...

Teacher: semester ke
fayde batao...
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Student:fayde to pata nhi ....
nuksan bahut hai.....
sali beizati saal me 2 bar hoti hai...

Define GAALI..??
Krodh ke samay mukh se nikaale ashleel shabdo ka samooh
Jinke uccharan k baad bolne wale wyakti ke Hriday ko Shaanti ka anubhav hota hai.

Choosing Career Is Like
Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There is Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9

Old Saying:
Neki kar, Dariya mein daal
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New One:
Kuch bhi kar, Facebook pe daal

The most beautiful music in the world is ur own heart beat .
It gives an assurance dat u willsurvive even wen the whole world leaves U alone

Ultimate Quote:
Speak sweetly..
So that if ever u have to EAT ur words back, they don't TASTE bad..!
Think upon it..!

Runner say
It is possible but risk.!
But
Winner says
It is risk but possible.!
So,Work Hard Achieve ur Target Sucessfully.

The most beautiful people
in the world are not those
with attractive faces or skinny body,
but those who know
how to respect the beauty of others.

Dil se nikli ek duva hamari
Zindagi me mile apko khushia sari
Gam na de khuda apko kabhi
Chahe to har bar ek khushi kam kar de hamari

My relation with you is not like Rain
Which comes and goes away,
My relation is like
Air
Sometimes Silent but always
Around You

A dead girl was taken 2 heaven..
Angel was shocked 2 see her heart beating ..
Angel Asked her why is it still beating?
Girl Replied: Im dead but my Lover Still lives in my heart ..
Angel smiled ..
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The Girl was send back to ..
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HELL ..
For Over Acting!!

My simple attitude....
M not single...
neither M committed...M simply on reserve...
for d one who deserve...

Sometimes in life its difficult to decide what's wrong?
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A lie dat draws a smile on our face
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the truth dat brings tears in our eyes